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TOKEN = 'my token'
import discord
from discord.ext.commands import Bot
from discord.ext import commands
import asyncio
import time\

client = discord.Client()

@client.event
async def on_ready():
    print("Abebot arranco")
    
    
messages = {
'vamo a juga?': 'Este jueguito te enferma',
'me gusta la miel': 'La tuya con banana',
'me das un vasito de agua?': 'Buedo :poop: Jaja Salu2',
'que ruido hacen las abejas?': 'Este <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_MkC9-eO_8>',
'como andas?': 'Chupame el aguijon',
'soy una abeja': 'No te pregunte tarado',
'aguante la miel': 'AGUANTE PAPA',
'para que servis?': 'Para lo mismo que vos infertil, para nada solo para hacerle perder el tiempo a las personas inútil ponete a laburar',
'ponete un temaiken': 'ponete este <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ>',
'flaco no servis para nada': 'No Abeforro, yo solo se estas palabras: oda, vamo a juga?, me gusta la miel, me das un vasito de agua?, que ruido hacen las abejas?, como andas?, soy una abeja, aguante la miel, para que servis?, ponete un temaiken, quien es tu reina?, quitos, quitos?, QUITOS!, Oh zi, abebot puto, equis',
'ta te ti': 'Que me viste cara de inteligente? ni idea como se juega al ta te ti',
'quitos': 'Garen?',
'QUITOS!': 'GAREN!',
'quitos?': 'I AM GAREN!',
'oh zi':'Fua re trolo man',
'equis': 'de'
}
    
    
@client.event
async def on_message(message):
    username = str(message.author).split('#')[0]
    user_message = str(message.content)
    user_message_lower = user_message.lower()
    channel = str(message.channel.name)
    print(f'{username}: {user_message} ({channel})')

if message.author == client.user:
        return
    
    
    if message.channel.name == 'el-chanal':
        try:
	    to_send = messages[user_message_lower]
	    await message.channel.send(to_send)
	except KeyError:
	    
		if user_message_lower == 'oda' and username == ('someone'):
		    await message.channel.send(f'Bzz Bzz mi Reina!')
		elif user_message_lower == 'oda' and username != ('someone'):
		    await message.channel.send(f'Bzz Bzz! {username}')

elif user_message_lower == 'quien es tu reina?':
			if username == ('someone'):
			    await message.channel.send(f'Usted mi querida Abeja Reina')
			else:
			    await message.channel.send(f'Vos no')

elif 'ella' in user_message_lower:
		    await message.channel.send(f'ya esta compa soltala')
		    
		elif user_message_lower == 'adioz':
		    await message.channel.send(f'Bzz Bzz :sob:  {username}')
		    
		elif 'puto' in user_message_lower:
		    if 'puto' and 'abebot' in user_message_lower:
			await message.channel.send(f'Que la agitas gato?')
		    else:
			await message.channel.send(':musical_note: ' + user_message + ' :musical_note:')
			await message.channel.send(':musical_note: ' + user_message + ' :musical_note:')
			await message.channel.send(':musical_note: ' + user_message + ' :musical_note:')
		    
		elif 'agito' in user_message_lower:
			await message.channel.send(f'Chupame la Abeverga!')

client.run(TOKEN)

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